You think you already know all there is to know about Vanessa? You don’t know the half of it. Brace yourself for the achingly funny, deeply moving untold story : the behind-the-scenes lowdown on the parents who planned her wedding before she could walk, how she became the nation’s second-most-famous fat person, life as the British Oprah, feuding with Madonna and Miss Piggy aboard the Big Breakfast bed, an excruciatingly public divorce, gruesome gastric band surgery, a sixteen-year skirmish with an ageing boybander and finding herself shockingly single at sixty-one. She’s spent thirty-five years in the public eye and now, for the first time, Vanessa seizes her chance to set the record straight in this warm, witty, intensely human story . She spares no one’s blushes, including her own. How could someone so clever make such cataclysmic mistakes? Vanessa’s often wrong, but always relatable. She puts the ‘Oh my goodness, I can never unread that paragraph!’ into celebrity autobiography.
